2009.03.29

WHERE: VICE magazine, of course
You know what though, I'd like to have a Marilyn Monroe moment. Haven't you fantasized about that? Just imagine yourself in a sweet knee-length dress, booty shorts (no thong...let's leave something to the imagination), high heel pumps and all of a sudden, a light thrust of wind makes the fabric of your dress jump. You become embarrassed but at least you know your ass is amazing so it's kind of okay. Then you just walk on by *with your amazing ass covered).

Just browsing through VICE, and how nice...ASS UP, THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE ----- whoa, this ain't no rap song. How sweet are the flowers and bathtub.