2008.04.28


WHO: MEGAN FOX(Y)
RAINY DAZE in NYC means cleaning, eating & webbing. Mega-hottie Megan Fox is like the Angelina Jolie for the next generation but she definitely holds her own. With those pierce baby blues, perkyummy cutie ass and bad girl tattoo loveliness with the exception of former 90210 boyfriend, who can resist? P.S. I likes them heart shaped booty pocket, gurrrrl.

Photos courtesy of the internet (thank you!)

2008.04.27

WHO: KATE HUDSON
What she lacks in the front, she surely makes up for the back. I hear ya, gurrl, perkylicious! So Owen Wilson tapped that, huh?

Photo courtesy of egotastic.com

2008.04.26

WHERE: WHOLE FOODS 14th ST
Okay, we didn't go in to get food, we just followed the shorty...and when I say shorty, I mean 'SHORT-eee' Now we bumped into a shopper who was wondering as we were, why? I understand that if you came from the gym or swim class, but really, just like that? Hey, I guess chica was comfortable, proud, didn't care....aite, go homey!

2008.04.24

Hey man, moving is a bitch, got way too much chit so don't hate on the lack of posts...letta girl breathe.
WHERE: WILLYB
Ass & pole, like we love to know. Minus the orange skin, it's nize.

2008.04.22


WHO: SARAH LARSON
aka George Clooney young cute lady. The above is supposely her ass, I came across it randomly. I didn't see other pics of her in this bikini but I'll bet this perky toosh is her young tight ass and I bet George is happy tappin' that! Go Georgey!

Photos courtesy of dee in-teeer-net

2008.04.19


WHERE: COMIC CON @ JAVITS CENTER

2008.04.18

MALL ATTACK. UPDATE LATER.

2008.04.17


WHERE: 1st St
Just a-walkin' not much but thighs are nice.

2008.04.15

2008.04.14

Been helping the familia move so I haven't gone out but manana I will be out!


WHO: KIM KARDASHIAN
Kim K., second Kardashian daughter got the biggest butt of all her sisters. From the 1st image, you can see why people may have thought that she had a butt implant. FYI, they are more risky than breast implants; for one, you don't sit on your boobs. Anyway, I wanna know what Kim's exercise routine is and how she fights cellulite! Oh, and Reggie Bush is so much better looking than Ray J.

Photos courtesy of the WWW

2008.04.13


WHO: DEMI MOORE
Demi is another hottie over 40. If you didn't already know, Demi's got one blue eye and one brown eye, like Mila Kunis and Kate Bosworth. Now Demi doesn't hold back (her body) when it comes to her art, she's showed us skin in St. Elmo's Fire, Striptease, G.I. Jane and Charlie's Angels. I don't like fake boobs but she's got a very nize perky arse. Definitely better than many 20-something year olds, go Ashton! Way to go for Bruce, too, who been tapped that! The only thing creepy about her is her doll collection....

2008.04.12


Did I ever post this? This is a teacher back in school...old school high thongs, yo.

2008.04.11





WHO: STACEY DASH
One of the CLUELESS girls, cousin of Damon Dash, one of the hottest ladies in their 40's...she's still got it goin' on. If you don't have a CLUE, get on!!

Photos courtesy of the WWW

In 2006, Stacey launched a lingerie called Letters of Marque. These two are the best outta the NOIR 2008 collection...ughh the babydollness!!


Photos courtesy of LETTERS OF MARQUE

2008.04.10


UM YEAH, PLEASE. Now there are some naturally slim girls, we're talking about the pressures of being thin. Listen, I like a little meat on them bones BUT it's all about being h e a l t h y.

This ad freaks me out. It did it's job. I'm gonna have a burger now.

2008.04.09


WHERE: Delancey St


WHERE: 23rd St
Outta the subway, into da streets, went to optical store, yeah, my sight is fine. Well, I wanted to think that was a KFC bag.

2008.04.08


WHERE: Leroy St
GIRLS NIGHT OUT. Well, it was a gathering of the bridesmaid party. Snacks, drinks, foody, boy talk, you know. Maid of honor hook(er)s it up with a backless minidress, toned legs and Chanel purse. She can walk AND they don't hurt! I NEED A PAIR.

2008.04.07


I don't like Gisele, she annoying. Here's some dude prepping her ass for a shoot. And J.Lo's got a nipple tweeker. I want a Hollywood job like that.

We all know that ADRIANA LIMA is one of the most hottest beautiful women in the world, much less Victoria Secret's. OH, AND SHE'S A VIRGIN. If she really is, wow. Here's a sweet Lima, which we don't often get to see:



Photos courtesy of the WORLDWIDEWEB

2008.04.06


LA based artist, Sylvia Ji. Her girls are mysterious, creepy in a sensual way. Nice pose, baybay.

Photo courtesy of WWW.SYLVIAJI.COM

2008.04.05

GEORGIA O'KEFFE

Oh Georgia. I enjoyed your flower...it was so sweet.

TAKASHI MURAKAMI



WHERE: Brooklyn Museum
Went to the Takashi Murakami exhibition and it was awesome. Cute, sexy but wrong but oh so kawaii. The INOCHI commerical...the pubescent young girl lolita-sque, just wonderful. They didn't allow pictures to be taken but I schemed as usual.

2008.04.04

Richard Kern got a new book. The guy-takes-nudey pics of young girl-style reminds me of Terry Richardson and that jap photographer, Yoriko...?


ALSO,

2008.04.03


WHERE: From BEHIND THE SEEN gallery show a while back
I forgot to put this up. Yes, no booty but it's still dope.


WHERE: 51st
Holla to H&M 51st side entrance for employees.

2008.04.01


YO, THIS YO BLUE PIMPIN' HOMEDIZZLE FO' SHIZZLE, APRIL FOOLZ MY HOES!