2006.12.31

First booty shot outside of New York City, thanks Neek.

WHERE: Las Vegas
God, I love that kind of pantyhose with one line down the leg, so classy yet can be slutty too. They would look amazing in pencil skirt with a little slit on the back.


WHERE: back to good o' New York, baby
This most lovely picture is provided by a swell high school acquaintance. How sweet of her to allow me to show the masses what a wonderful Spanish derriere she acquired. Hips, ass, thighs, the parts that matter. Nice genes, and nice jeans.

And a nice shot to start the new year off, eh.

2006.12.30


WHERE: Roosevelt Field Mall
She was waiting on line at the food court and I was admiring from a short distance. It's real round and perky. You go, girl.

2006.12.29


WHERE: Sephora
I tried on some mascara, smelled some fragrances, felt some brushes and took an ass shot. 'Twas a lovely make-up experience.

2006.12.28


WHERE: The Roxy!
Can you see? I tried to lighten the image as much and not fade it. These ladies were getting their drinks on before hitting the roller rink.


There was plenty of booty on wheels, just going around 'n around. They were in skirts, tight jeans or cute outfits, too! Girl in pink skirt was white, I think, and had nice ass and thighs. It was fun.

2006.12.27


WHERE: escalator
Her jeans were a size bigger, otherwise the pictures would've came out better. 'Twas an okay butt, I tried.

2006.12.26


WHERE: Chinatown
After I got my $1 mini cakes off the Chinese vendor, I spotted a girl in white fur boots looking at some of Chinatown's bargain goods. Gotta love the fake Louis'. Enjoy the simple pleasures of life: $1 mini cakes and round, perky asses.

2006.12.25


WHERE: "Strong" Island
You can't tell so much but it's a perky one. That's all I can say.

2006.12.24


WHERE: Macy's
Last minute holiday shopping booty. Can you tell? Damn, stupid glass and bad angle shot but she was Spanish and has a nice one. It was perk-alating.


WHERE: same department store
This is just thighs but nice thighs. I think milf thighs? She's nice looking too, really nice eyebrows. Anyhow.

2006.12.23


WHERE: Duane Reade
I don't remember what I was getting but I got something I'll remember. Her jeans definitely tighten her bum but I think it's nice still. Prescribe me something, doctor.

2006.12.22


WHERE: 34th Street
Movement shots are tough. Sometimes you capture it, sometimes you don't...depends on the camera settings. Her jeans are too flarey and short.

2006.12.21


WHERE: H&M
I got a hat and a shot in one setting, now that's Christmas shopping for ya! Real nice, oh, those latinas.

2006.12.20


WHERE: subway platform
She actually has a nice butt, buuuutt the fit and the wrinkles of the pant unflatters it. This angle could've been nice. It was a slow day.

2006.12.19


WHERE: Midtown
I was rushing to the train when I noticed these ladies. Flared jeans are out but a nice ass is always in.

2006.12.18


WHERE: ADC par-tay
Lady in red, indeed. The stretchy material dresses always compliment one's shape. It definitely perks your butt up, even if you don't have one but she had one. It's real nice.

2006.12.17


WHERE: some shoe store
Thick thighs can be seen from a distance. I don't know why girls want to be skinny. The best feature are the hips, our child-bearing hips, mmm hmm. I guess those who don't want kids, it don't matter.

2006.12.16


WHERE: 'nother retail store
Tights are weird, sometimes it shapes the butt, sometimes it flattens the butt. In this case, it flattened the butt. It was a nice spanish one too, like wit big hips and thighs. Maybe it's also the angle I took it. Hmm, weird.

2006.12.15


WHERE: West 4th
Pardon the lateness. It was a silly night, got back kind of late, der. This butt, I think it's a nice size but it needs some exercise. I hate those kind of jeans though, the faded ones, yuck. I don't know if there's a term for it but I like the butt line, you know the curve under the butt? Ya.

2006.12.14


WHERE: Rockefeller Center
She went shopping. I went snapping. Night lighting sucks.

2006.12.13


WHERE: subway again
'Twas an okay day. Need a faster shutter camera.

2006.12.12


WHERE: down to the station
She came a-runnin', I came a-followin'. Jiggly perky. So kids, don't miss P.E. class, you'll love it later!

2006.12.11


WHERE: 2nd Ave station
A friend and I were discussing where boots help the butt. We agree jeans do but boots too? Maybe a little but mostly the jeans, and well, the genes. She had all of the above.

2006.12.10


WHERE: Bryant Park
Skating and butts ho together like bananas and strawberries. Not really but, they're both yummy.

2006.12.09


WHERE: Times Square
I don't know how these girls wear this when it's like 20-30 degrees out, silly. I've even seen girls who wear skirts without leggings or pantyhose. My guy friend and I agree that that's not attractive. Anyhow, capri booty.

2006.12.08


WHERE: Jamba Juice
Busy busy! Check for sightings at the end of the night, should be up. Anyway, this lady got some Jamba Juice to match her juice junk. Mmm, do what's right!

2006.12.07


WHERE: walking down 6th Ave
It was a good day [after work, of course]. Anyhow, I saw this asian lady with a bummy bum bum. There's a new breed of asians and we likes it.


WHERE: Manhattan Mall
Subtle bootay. Jeans help and the right pair of jeans help a lot. Miss Sixty has some nice ones, my friend tells me.

2006.12.06


WHERE: I don't know, I'll ask her!
TODAY'S PICTURE IS A MOSTLY LOVELY BUM AND BUDDY I KNOW. She's fuckin' awesome. Thanks for the visuals, mami!

2006.12.05


WHERE: Deli
Excuse my lateness, had a long day. But the morning started out nice, got my bagel then got my butt shot, beautiful. She was thick...chubby, one would say but a NICE chubby.

2006.12.04


WHERE: Midtown
Right before I was going to the turnstile, I saw her grey pants. Her bum bum looks better in person but you get the idea.

2006.12.03


WHERE: Broadway
No more nice days, it's getting chilly now. I can scoop an ass a block away. You can tell she has a nice one when the light hits and shows the curve. Pardon the distant picture. She turned the corner before I could take a closer one.

2006.12.02


So my friend sent this pic to me. Well, Britney done did it again. I can't believe she went panty-less so many times. I don't get it, why doesn't she just pose for Playboy, at least she'd get paid for showing stuff. She traveled and experienced the world yet she became a trashy bimbo. Anyhow, nice thighs.

2006.12.01


WHERE: Queens Center
70 something, now 40 something, oh global warming. Anyhow, this lady has some nice hips. I said "Fuck it, I'm gonna use flash" and I did. People stared. I carried on.