2007.05.27
Today was a day to chill.
Now, my message to God: Thanks for Jessica Alba.
And Stacy Keibler, too.
Oh, Christina, ya lil' songstress hoochie mama.
Eh, Vida's got an ass but don't like her really. Not a fan of fake tits either.
2007.05.26
WHERE: St. Marks
Buncha college kids but the one white girl in the white dress has oooooone perky ass. Shit was sticking out, damn. White does a body good. Tee hee.
2007.05.25
WHERE: F train
Man, what an ass. (And I say that with all due respect and awe.) I didn't notice til the end of the ride too! Ai-ya to me!!
2007.05.24
WHERE: Lower East Side
Hooter girls in their classic orange short shorts on an ass site. Their asses aren't really there but it was a picture opportunity.
2007.05.13
WHERE: on da boat [dee ba-na-na boat]
Well, no bananas on the boat but a really ripe coconut? Lovely tan, lovely ass, what more can I say.
WHERE: Miami airport [one of them]
Luggage check. "Yes, um ma'am, you've got some junk in the trunk. We may have to search you."
2007.05.11
WHERE: South Beach
Now that's what you call a 'beach bum' and that's what you called a f*cking nice, perky, round butt and that's what we likes. YUM.
2007.05.10
MIAMI TIMES
WHERE: Royal Palm
Checked in, checking out, checking 1, 2, check all day, everyday! Don't forget the sunblock, ladies! [I got a little sunburn already.]
2007.05.09
WHERE: fruit store
Online to RETURN but got something BACK. We like that deal. Let's have more of that. Man, it was so perky, so cute, so nize.
2007.05.05
WHERE: L.E.S.
It's nize when the weather [is] getting warmer and the jacket isn't necessary. The backside can show, holler.
2007.05.03
WHERE: 42nd St
The sun came out --- and BOY, did it came out! After a few days of "eh", I found a "YEAAAH". Damn, it was so nize. Ba-ba-bouceeeee. Light colors pants makes everything bigger. But she doesn't have a problem wit 'big', nosiree. She good.