FIRST BOOTY POST OF 2010

So I haven't updated my booty blog in a minute, what I say, I was DUNKED with work. But um, for 2010 resolutions, I will post more. I got a new camera, the luscious Canon G10 but it's been kinda hard trying to get candid, sly pictures with the camerca because it's not a small Point&Shoot. However, like EVERYONE, we all have phones and we all have cameras on our phones, pretty much. SO I have gotten some pics from that, those pics for the next post.

This post, however, is dedicated to the American Apparel BEST BOTTOM Contest, which I've always had in mind for a long time but I don't have the means yet. Anyway, simple, to the point and AMAZING to say the least. Maybe it was a good to update this blog, to start off the new year with a BANG . . . A BUNCH OF BANGIN' BOOTIES. Let me hush so you can sift through the glorious gallery and pick the best ass you out of the candidates!

Here are some of my favorite yummies:

2009.11.30

I don't measure by this ASS-O-GRAM but it's silly enough to be posted. The "TEAR DROPS" look like saggy balls to me, gross. I ♥ the HEART.

2009.11.26

WHO: DOUTZEN KROES

DOUTZEN KROES is one of the Victoria's Angels and one of my favorites. She's thicker than the other girls and look at the side profile . . . small waist and big ass . . . but big asses makes your waist appear smaller. I think her black boyfriend (lucky guy) appreciates that. He's a cutie, too.

2009.11.20

CRACK is usually wack but not in this case.

I don't really where I found this image, sorry Mr. Photographer.

2009.11.19

WHO: KATY PERRY

Miss "I Kissed A Girl" singer, KATY PERRY, is leaving the gym. I want that workout outfit, the curves and contrasts of the gear gives the illusion of a small waist and big butt and as you can tell from this site, I ALL ABOUT THAT. Good working out, Katy, your bum is looking perky. Your London bloke, RUSSELL BRAND, must be veeeery happy.

Photo courtesy of copyrighted photographers.

2009.11.17

This AMAZING sculpture piece was found on flickr but I don't who the artist is, where the piece is located, if it's still there and was it commissioned by a rich rapper. The only thing I know is that this is one of the BEST art pieces eeeeeeeeever.

Photo courtesy of VIVALAPALOMA.

2009.11.16

WHO: Sadly, I don't know.

This GODLY creation was sent by my friend, a fellow booty lover, via email. The subject was titled "YUM" and I expected nothing less. David, my friend, THANK YOU for sharing the good things in life with me. Miss Lady, you are admired by many. Thank you as well.

2009.11.12

WHO: SADIE FROST

Jude Law, you at what you left. The first mother of your children, Miss Sadie Frost, is definitely a lady who's still got it. I mean, three kids and look at that booty. It may be lighting and photoshop that shows no cellulite but dude, come one? It's perky as a young dancer.

2009.11.05

I know this is about real booties, not commercial based imagery but this is what I'm offering for now. Busy times, you know. Please bear with, thank you kindly.

2009.11.03

Some of the ladies of Victoria's Secret showing a little more of what they've got. Legs for days and stomachs of nothing, sigh. My favorite was always ADRIANA LIMA (right). She's claimed she was a virgin 'til she got married, which was recently because she's been pregnant. If she really was, wow, good for her . . . but I don't know, she have been paying the 'Britney' card.

2009.10.30

I mean, how amazing is this image?

Courtesy of LAST NIGHT PARTY.

2009.10.24

Untitled from Victor Del Toro on Vimeo.

Because this needs to be shared.

A little too long, I still want to have more mystery.
Overall, pretty girl & pretty body.
Thank you.

2009.10.19

LADY GAGA, no doubt, is over the top with her outfits but what can I say, girl's got a great ass. If she didn't have a nice body (bottom), I won't like the many get-up's she has. One of her looks she displayed was a BOW hairstyle, which I love and would attempt to do, if I were to go to a salon. Anyway, here's a close up of her money maker:

2009.10.08

WHO: IRINA SHEIK

WOW, let me introduce those who do not know who this Russian beauty is. Her birth name is IRINA SHAYKHLISLAMOVA and she's my new favorite. She's got one hell of a face and body. I wonder if she's a cool girl though.

2009.09.29

MEL B. a.k.a. Scary Spice from the Spice Girl but really, what the f*ck is scary about her? She's got an amazing body and she's what, like 40 something now? Those abs and that ass are in check, wow. Eddie Murphy, you could've been hitting that still.

2009.09.28

Ms. KIM KARDASHIAN aiding folks where to put her sister's wedding dress. Sometimes I think she's overexposed in the media but then when you are reminded of why she's 'banging' you fo'gettaboutit.

2009.09.28

Every bride wants to feel special on their wedding day and rightfully so. May we feel as sweet and wonderful and beautiful as the fresh pair of panties we wear on that glorious day. And don't forget the garter!

2009.09.27

It's been a minute since I've updated. My apologizes but school comes first, people. Anyway, the amazing photo above is of tattooed lady at the 5th International London Tattoo Convention in east London. The art is great, no doubt but I wonder who got the pleasure of doing her bottom . . . tee hee hee. I also wonder how it's going to look when she's 80 years old but that's just my thinking.

2009.07.03

Last week on July 25th 2009, the incredible MICHAEL JACKSON passed away. Like his debut album, his life was pretty OFF THE WALL and lived his life crazy. However, he'll always be remember for his talent, LIKE NO OTHER. An ode to the Jackson clan, here is the his lovely sister, MISS JANET JACKSON. R.I.P. MJ.

2009.06.29

WHO: AMBER ROSE
Famous for currently being the girlfriend of KANYE WEST. Amber is half Italian & half Cape Verdean (island off African coast), nice mix of booty. I googled her, think she was a model, video vixen, and is or was a lesbian? But now with KANYE on her arms, she's seen more in front of fashion shows and globe-trotting. Who's your Sugar Daddy, huh?