FIRST BOOTY POST OF 2010

So I haven't updated my booty blog in a minute, what I say, I was DUNKED with work. But um, for 2010 resolutions, I will post more. I got a new camera, the luscious Canon G10 but it's been kinda hard trying to get candid, sly pictures with the camerca because it's not a small Point&Shoot. However, like EVERYONE, we all have phones and we all have cameras on our phones, pretty much. SO I have gotten some pics from that, those pics for the next post.

This post, however, is dedicated to the American Apparel BEST BOTTOM Contest, which I've always had in mind for a long time but I don't have the means yet. Anyway, simple, to the point and AMAZING to say the least. Maybe it was a good to update this blog, to start off the new year with a BANG . . . A BUNCH OF BANGIN' BOOTIES. Let me hush so you can sift through the glorious gallery and pick the best ass you out of the candidates!

Here are some of my favorite yummies:

2009.11.30

I don't measure by this ASS-O-GRAM but it's silly enough to be posted. The "TEAR DROPS" look like saggy balls to me, gross. I ♥ the HEART.

2009.11.26

WHO: DOUTZEN KROES

DOUTZEN KROES is one of the Victoria's Angels and one of my favorites. She's thicker than the other girls and look at the side profile . . . small waist and big ass . . . but big asses makes your waist appear smaller. I think her black boyfriend (lucky guy) appreciates that. He's a cutie, too.

2009.11.20

CRACK is usually wack but not in this case.

I don't really where I found this image, sorry Mr. Photographer.

2009.11.19

WHO: KATY PERRY

Miss "I Kissed A Girl" singer, KATY PERRY, is leaving the gym. I want that workout outfit, the curves and contrasts of the gear gives the illusion of a small waist and big butt and as you can tell from this site, I ALL ABOUT THAT. Good working out, Katy, your bum is looking perky. Your London bloke, RUSSELL BRAND, must be veeeery happy.

Photo courtesy of copyrighted photographers.

2009.11.17

This AMAZING sculpture piece was found on flickr but I don't who the artist is, where the piece is located, if it's still there and was it commissioned by a rich rapper. The only thing I know is that this is one of the BEST art pieces eeeeeeeeever.

Photo courtesy of VIVALAPALOMA.

2009.11.16

WHO: Sadly, I don't know.

This GODLY creation was sent by my friend, a fellow booty lover, via email. The subject was titled "YUM" and I expected nothing less. David, my friend, THANK YOU for sharing the good things in life with me. Miss Lady, you are admired by many. Thank you as well.